Death Face – The Interview

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Excerpt from a conversation between Johnny Love (ex Guns N Bombs) aka DEATHFACE.. and Jackmaster B (Acid Jacks).

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Jackmaster B (Acid Jacks): “wut hap, man?

Deathface: “bikey town. promoter cockblocked me.”

J.B: “Fer real?”

D.F: “ya. had some broads talkin to me. promoter was like “leave em there will be girls at the hotel afterparty” i was using the tried and true “whatsup with the afterparty ladies?” line

J.B: “big lols”

D.F: “and they were like “yeh lets party!” i was like “yeh! lets get you pregnant!”

(awkward pause)

D.F: “whats your favorite kinda pasta sauce?”

J.B: “putanesca. i like the anchovies & reference to whores”

D.F: i like putanesca too. thats a close 2nd to amatriciana. i like the meat. what kind is it i forgot.
its tasty. ok whos askin who questions? why do you got such a faggot name?”

J.B: “its italian.”

D.F: “its berry berry good. next question: how old were you when you lost your virignity and why did you marry her?”

(both laugh)

J.B: “how you finding australia?”

D.F: “i love lebs”

J.B: “you gota remember australia is super racist. even tho we so multicultrial. so ends up all these different races hate on each other”

D.F: “yeah its funny. fucked/ funny. i told em that in america white peole are just white. no difference in ethnicities”

J.B: “yeah. just all whites hating on … wel you know… “them”?”

D.F: “we’re part of THEM. cuz we’re wogs”

(laughs)

D.F: “cant say that shit in america. itd be game over. they run that shit its absurd.”

J.B: “yup. them illuminati jews at the centre of the earth, right?”

D.F: “you get called an anti semite. and thats like the worst thing you can be accused of being in america. so ridic”

J.B: “√. thats beacuse they made the system”in

D.F: “h8″

J.B: “its like the whole war on terrorism thing. same shit. made the system so anyone not into it is like “you are AGAINST OUR BOYS IN THE WAR ZONE!!”. you cant argue with that. who wants to be against “our boys”. etc etc”

D.F: “etc etc”

J.B: “tell me a bit about DEATHFACE. some people call it the hardest bro music ever. i call it kinda pussy..”

D.F: “i agree with your sentiment”

J.B: “what the dealio, guy?”

D.F: “i lost a bet”

J.B: “hahah. really?”

D.F: “we’re answering real questions now? you really know how to kill a boner.”

D.F: “i got tired of all the shitheads with flat ironed hair and sideswept bangs jumpin the electro bandwagon 3 years late and playing the same tunes as everyone else”

J.B: “is that blog house??”

D.F: “no thats called music trends”

J.B: “but theres always going to be shitheads (we used to call em major record company guys)”

D.F: “thats what heroin and meth is for… ‘cull the herd’ ”

J.B: “look, to me the deathface sound isnt sometihng new (in attitude) but you must get girls giving you that “you fucked my night” look, from the dancefloor. they came expecting to get fingerbanged with a pinky and got donkeypunched with a hammer”

D.F: “not always. the kinda girls it attracts are the kinda women that enjoy a good choke during coitus. and i need more of those girls around”

J.B: “tell me about your relatoinship with chicago house”

D.F: “my highschool sweetheart that got fat in college?”

J.B: “ive never been to chicago. do they play “chicago house” there?”

D.F: “yes. and its boring. well.. actually no. they play deep house. and THATS boring. so deep”

J.B: “do you prefer marshmellows in your hot chocolate?”"

D.F: “i do”

J.B: “what do you look for in a spouse?”

D.F: “a refined palate. and easy going demeanor. and a loose set of morals”

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Look out for new Deathface EP on Trouble & Bass Records in April/May.
Acid Jacks appears courtesy Idiot House Records.

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